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She is, like most of my friends, a terrible judge of character.
The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life. Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized it was true.
"Um. I don't think they're that secular but, obviously, Dumbledore is not Jesus."
I don't know how much the anti-war posters are costing me, but they're certainly cheaper than someone's life.
I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcome obstacles to succeed in the end. The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that, it just isn't.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but when you're old you don't really need perfume anymore. So when you and 3 of your old friends from the class of '42 come into Firehouse, it isn't a necessity for youto spritz the hell out of yourself with Chanel No.5. Why not you may ask? Unless you're trying to seduce the 17 year old cook you could spot in the kitchen, no one is going to pay that much attention to your physical appearance ad or smell. Besides, the kid would definitely not be into it anyway. Second, as has been established on several occasions, No. 5 is DISGUSTING. Just because it's made by one of the most respected and successful businesses in the fashion industry doesn't me you should wear it. And trust me, just because Nicole Kidman did a 45 minute commercial on it doesn't mean she wears it too. So in the future, please be considerate of those diners around you and don't attach that tall bottle to your lawn sprinkler system and go galavanting through it's sickeningly overpriced droplets like a child on a hot day."
"I'm going to go get his phone!"
I'm not a republican, but I sure as f*** dont go around hugging trees on the weekend worrying whether or not homeless junkies have a place to sleep while I sip on a latte at Starbucks complaining about President Bush.
I was on a train and I heard a guy say to his friend, "Man, I'm really good at checkers." Which is the same as saying, "Man, I"m not good at a lot of things."
Check out the nested parentheticals yo!
About Me
- Meg V
- I heart Hogwarts, Keith Olbermann, bernese mountain dogs, Moneypenny, Wes Anderson, my hilarious sister Layla, Hugh Grant when he says, "mmmm, would we call her chubby?" pink nalgene bottles, David Sedaris, security blankets, Jon Stewart, writing about irritating people but turning them into animals instead of humans and dubbing it "fiction," Zach and his half circle run, judging with K-lo, visiting Hawaii, imagining my mother's face whenever I see a child bride, Joaquin Phoenix, scrabble, rapping with Ludacris when alone in the Focus, translating latin in movies before Nicolas Cage does, not oohing and aahing at every chick movie, Theodore Taddley Vest, dark nail polish, Kevyn Aucoin, editing woodchucks, Maile & V-dawg, Andy Samberg's "Iran So Far," Stewart Gilligan Griffin, and Barack Obama.
3 comments:
I love watching boys and their dogs. Ryan can run and run with Ally too- and she LOVES the attention. She even starts it most of the time. Good stuff! I MISS THE SNOW! well, kind of. :)
No daddy! YOU go and chase the stick! She is getting bigger! Hugs to all.
also... my favorite part of this is hearing the camera try REALLY hard to zoom in because it's so cold and didn't want to anything but be in your pocket all warm and snuggly...
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