and then she had them killed...

I don't have enough info for an actual post...but here is my random list: 

1. The only thing good to come out of the Twilight craziness is knowing that Cedric Diggory didn't die in the graveyard, but rather, has become a vampire.
2. When You Are Engulfed in Flames is possibly my favorite Sedaris book yet.  It's incredibly well done and I heart everything about Davie...
3. My parents are visiting Columbus this weekend.
4. We're still looking to get a dog.  We've decided on a Bernese Mountain Dog, but have yet to find the right one.
5.  Per the girl sitting behind me in the airport, "The sun rises in the west in Australia." (it doesn't)
6. I recently found out you can win a pulitzer for criticism....which is just about the coolest thing ever.
7. I'm getting a haircut today.
8. There are those in the world who truly believe that men and women are not equals.  These people are ridiculous, and usually single.
9. Barack Obama is possibly the coolest politician ever.  I heart him.
10. Katie told me not to tear the moleskin with my teeth...which is unfair because I never tried to use my teeth.
11. Penelope came out on DVD and I wish i had her turquoise coat, but more than that, I wish I had her bedroom.
12. Joe and my dad will be in Columbus at the same time on Friday...that much concentrated conservatism in one place will inevitably cause the wormhole to open up right in front of me.
13. I love her, and her work.
14. Riding the train into the city from midway, by myself, is my favorite part of the day. 
15. What to Expect When You're Expecting should not, under any circumstances, be read unless you actually ARE EXPECTING. Otherwise, it will turn you off child bearing for life. (it was the part about swollen...nevermind, just take my word on this one)
16. Jon Stewart makes me laugh, for real.
17. If one more person tells me to give Twilight another chance, I am going to lose it.
18. Suze Orman is totally changing the way we handle our finances. (we meaning me and Zach, not the world, though I suppose she could do both)
19. I had completely forgotten how awesome it is to be around Katie on a daily basis...and how NOT awesome it is to be away from Zach on a daily basis.
20. Last night at Jury's, K-lo and I shared an umbrella with a dentist and someone involved in marketing. (it's a funny story)
21. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (Flaming Lips) might just be one of my new favorite albums.
22. Layla, whom I love, recently let me know that V-dawg had taken up having a "security blank" (anyone who knows me at all should get this reference) and is pretty sure that Violet, might actually be my kid. 
23. Wookie Lohmann stories make me laugh really hard.  He is, after all, impressionable.
24. As a general rule, if you work at Old Navy, you and I are probably not close friends, as the employees there are some of the most irritating on the planet.
25. Helen Fielding should be friends with me.  
26. Brady is leaving tomorrow.  We love Brady.  We'll miss Brady.  Our grocery bill will go significantly down with Brady out of the country. :)

That's it for now, hopefully I'll post again soon with pics from the parent visit.  Hope everyone is doing well.  Kisses!!